Season 7 Episode 3, Pretty Little Liars Recap, The Talented Mr. Rollins

Pretty Little Liars Recap - Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 3

Who's ready for more of the riveting love triangle drama between Haleb and Spaleb!? I sure am! Meanwhile, the pretty little liars spend the entire episode investigating plots that were known to the viewers since the season premiere.
  • This is the episode where Hanna becomes a MURDERER.
  • This is the episode where Elliott DIES.
  • Mediocre

    Did you notice the product placement for Sara Shepard's newest book in the latest PLL episode?
    Before we discuss what happened in the newest PLL episode, we must address the product placement first and foremost. During this scene, I think Emily and Sabrina were chatting in the background, but who cares about their conversation when you’re trying to push an advert!? ZOOM IN ON THE BOOK!

    In case you didn’t notice that big purple hardcover staring right at the camera, this is a promotion for Sara Shepard (aka. the fairy godmother of Pretty Little Liars) and her brand new book called The Amateurs, coming to a bookstore café near you in November 2016! Or if you don’t wanna read the book, you can just wait for the crappy TV adaptation that will definitely air on Freeform within a few years. OMG! What if the main PLL cast leaves the show after this season, only to reunite together again in another Freeform show based on a Sara Shepard book series? #amazingidea #makeithappen

    Season 7 Episode 2, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Bedlam

    Pretty Little Liars Recap - Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 2

    Who's ready for more of the riveting love triangle drama between Haleb and Spaleb!? I sure am! Meanwhile, the pretty little liars spend the entire episode investigating plots that were known to the viewers since the season premiere.
  • This is the episode where Aria and Hanna break up with their cannon fodder love interests.
  • Decent.

    Mary actually rescued Hanna instead of abducting her again.
    OMG! Hanna is still alive! Surprisingly enough, this episode did not begin with Mary Drake transporting a lifeless body into her car trunk and smuggling her victim into a meat warehouse. Instead, Hanna was rescued and given a ride home. It must be shocking for many of us to see that Mary is actually on the side of…good? I don’t understand why you’re saving Hanna, I thought you were the one who kidnapped her???

    What are the chances of Mary driving in the middle of nowhere and then stumbling upon Hanna as soon as Caleb & Mona stopped doing surveillance on her? Don’t forget that the original abduction happened at Mary’s motel. Are we supposed to believe this has been a big coincidence and that bitch was just in the *right place* at the *right time*? I dunno what her agenda is and I dunno why she rescued her own captive, but MARY I KNOW UR SHADY BOO!!!

    Season 7 Episode 1, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Tick-Tock, Bitches

    Pretty Little Liars Recap - Pretty Little Liars Season 7 Episode 1

    It's the PLL Season 7 premiere! With Hanna's life on the line, will the pretty little liars manage to put aside their relationship drama and do something productive to save their friend? NOPE.
  • This is the Season 7 premiere of Pretty Little Liars.
  • This is the episode where Mona coined the meme-worthy quote: "Maybe she snapped."
  • Great start!

    ZOMG! Is Season 7 going to be the final season of Pretty Little Liars?
    Welcome to the final season of Pretty Little Liars! …or is it? After many conflicting reports, nobody quite knows whether this is truly the final final season, or if it’s more of a pray to god that Season 7 is popular with the fans so we don’t get cancelled type of final season. Recap Everything is not worried though. I remain confident that PLL will continue flogging a dead franchise for years to come, until we’re all in a retirement home watching the pretty little grandmas still accuse each other of murder.

    However, it appears that some of the main cast won’t return to the show after this season. *GASP* For the more ambitious starlets like Lucy Hale & Ashley Benson, they’re ready to ditch the show, put on their big girl wings, and fly out to the more lucrative opportunities out there in the horizon. While it’s possible there might be a Season 8, most of the important characters could be gone and we might be left with fan faves like Sara Harvey at the helm! 😬

    Season 6 Episode 20, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Hush, Hush, Sweet Liars

    Pretty Little Liars Recap - Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 20

    Welcome to a very special adulterer's edition of Pretty Little Liars! Join us in our 6B finale recap as we discuss who is the biggest cheater cheater boyfriend stealer. This recap also contains twin twists, evil husbands & SPALEB NUDITY.
  • This is the season 6 finale of Pretty Little Liars.
  • This is the episode where Veronica won the presidential election.
  • This is the episode where Spaleb officially died after Caleb cheated on Spencer.
  • TWIN TWIST ALERT! TWIN TWIST ALERT!
  • Loved it!

    Alison's husband is actually an evil mofo in a scam marriage and secretly trying to kill her!
    Hey Alison, I don’t mean to ruin this sweet tender moment between you and your hubby, but U IN DANJA GURL!!! You thought you were the luckiest girl marrying such a genuine, sensitive, thoughtful prince charming, so perfect in every way that you never once believed he might be too good to be true. You thought you would call yourself Mrs. Rollins and flaunt your rich doctor husband around the neighbourhood. You thought you were gonna start a family with him and live happily ever after in that cozy suburban fairy tale fantasy of yours…

    And then you find out your husband is actually an evil sociopathic scumbag scamming you for all your money lolwhoops! Not only that, but he was also secretly in love with your deranged pseudo sister! Did I mention this douchebag tried to murder you a few episodes ago and pushed you down the stairs!? Oh Alison, you poor thing, let’s hope you signed a prenup!