Before we discuss what happened in the newest PLL episode, we must address the product placement first and foremost. During this scene, I think Emily and Sabrina were chatting in the background, but who cares about their conversation when you’re trying to push an advert!? ZOOM IN ON THE BOOK!

In case you didn’t notice that big purple hardcover staring right at the camera, this is a promotion for Sara Shepard (aka. the fairy godmother of Pretty Little Liars) and her brand new book called The Amateurs, coming to a bookstore café near you in November 2016! Or if you don’t wanna read the book, you can just wait for the crappy TV adaptation that will definitely air on Freeform within a few years. OMG! What if the main PLL cast leaves the show after this season, only to reunite together again in another Freeform show based on a Sara Shepard book series? #amazingidea #makeithappen

OMG! Hanna is still alive! Surprisingly enough, this episode did not begin with Mary Drake transporting a lifeless body into her car trunk and smuggling her victim into a meat warehouse. Instead, Hanna was rescued and given a ride home. It must be shocking for many of us to see that Mary is actually on the side of…good? I don’t understand why you’re saving Hanna, I thought you were the one who kidnapped her???

What are the chances of Mary driving in the middle of nowhere and then stumbling upon Hanna as soon as Caleb & Mona stopped doing surveillance on her? Don’t forget that the original abduction happened at Mary’s motel. Are we supposed to believe this has been a big coincidence and that bitch was just in the *right place* at the *right time*? I dunno what her agenda is and I dunno why she rescued her own captive, but MARY I KNOW UR SHADY BOO!!!

Welcome to the final season of Pretty Little Liars! …or is it? After many conflicting reports, nobody quite knows whether this is truly the final final season, or if it’s more of a pray to god that Season 7 is popular with the fans so we don’t get cancelled type of final season. Recap Everything is not worried though. I remain confident that PLL will continue flogging a dead franchise for years to come, until we’re all in a retirement home watching the pretty little grandmas still accuse each other of murder.

However, it appears that some of the main cast won’t return to the show after this season. *GASP* For the more ambitious starlets like Lucy Hale & Ashley Benson, they’re ready to ditch the show, put on their big girl wings, and fly out to the more lucrative opportunities out there in the horizon. While it’s possible there might be a Season 8, most of the important characters could be gone and we might be left with fan faves like Sara Harvey at the helm! 😬

Hey Alison, I don’t mean to ruin this sweet tender moment between you and your hubby, but U IN DANJA GURL!!! You thought you were the luckiest girl marrying such a genuine, sensitive, thoughtful prince charming, so perfect in every way that you never once believed he might be too good to be true. You thought you would call yourself Mrs. Rollins and flaunt your rich doctor husband around the neighbourhood. You thought you were gonna start a family with him and live happily ever after in that cozy suburban fairy tale fantasy of yours…

And then you find out your husband is actually an evil sociopathic scumbag scamming you for all your money lolwhoops! Not only that, but he was also secretly in love with your deranged pseudo sister! Did I mention this douchebag tried to murder you a few episodes ago and pushed you down the stairs!? Oh Alison, you poor thing, let’s hope you signed a prenup!