Last season, the pretty little liars finally enter the modern era after a fastforward brings them to five years in the future. The girls are grown up now with boyfriends and fiancés and jobs that none of them pay any attention to. The liars decide to stay in Rosewood to solve Charlotte’s murder, except they made no progress because everyone is so wrapped up in their stupid relationship drama. The highlight of last season has gotta be SPALEB, a hilariously demonic couple made in Haleb hell. Sorry Hanna, you snooze and you’ll lose your boyfriend to your best friend!
What to expect:
This season, I have absolutely zero expectations. Let’s not get our hopes up that any of the loose ends will be tied up or any of the unanswered questions will have a satisfying conclusion. We are seven seasons into PLL, we should know better by now.
Pretty Little Liars Season 7
OMG. Are you ready for the FINAL SEASON of Pretty Little Liars!? Somebody hold me, I’m scared for it to end!
It’s the PLL Season 7 premiere! With Hanna’s life on the line, will the pretty little liars manage to put aside their relationship drama and do something productive to save their friend? NOPE.
Pretty Little Liars does an annual spring cleaning on all the useless love interests and their relationship drama! But not before Liam delivers the most epic smackdown on Ezra, mwhahaha!
Who’s ready for more of the riveting love triangle drama between Haleb and Spaleb!? Meanwhile, the pretty little liars spend the entire episode investigating plots that were known to the viewers since the season premiere.
It’s an epic episode of Pretty Little Liars featuring a tutorial on how to get away with (first-degree) murder. We also get sappy love triangle drama, steamy elevator sex, and most importantly Queen Jenna’s magnificent return from the underworld!
Are you ready to express your moral outrage against Ezria’s engagement? Let’s take our protests to the streets! This PLL recap also features: Alison is scammed out of her millionaire fortune, Emily flunks out of college yet again, and Jenna recruits a new lapdog!
HEADS WILL ROLL in this epic Pretty Little Liars finale, where Queen Jenna and King Noel declare all-out war against the pretty little liars. Who will win and who will get decapitated!?
It’s the PLL midseason premiere with some delightfully random filler! Let’s watch Aria plan her royal wedding, Mona pulls a coup and overtakes Hanna’s business, Alison and Paige have a raging feud, while Spencer sinks her claws into Toby the grieving widower.