Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Along Comes Mary

Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 7 Episode 5
Episode Highlights:

Are you ready to express your moral outrage against Ezria’s engagement? Let’s take our protests to the streets! This PLL recap also features: Alison is scammed out of her millionaire fortune, Emily flunks out of college yet again, and Jenna recruits a new lapdog!

Episode Grade: F (FAIL!) | Recap Status: 60% Complete
We cannot endorse Ezria's disgusting proposal no matter how devastatingly inevitable it might be.

Here comes the EZRIA ENGAGEMENT that nobody was waiting for.
Aria pretends she was working on the Ezria book all along when she was slacking off this whole time.
Aria fails when she tries to wink seductively at Ezra.
Ezra leaves a note for Aria subtly reminding her to get some work done on their book.
Nicole calls Ezra's phone, but Aria immediately hangs up on her after fifteen seconds.
Poor Nicole. Imagine you finally waiting for years to phone home for help, only for your lifeline to immediately hang up on you.
Nicole is a ghost calling Ezra offering her invitation for him to join her in hell.
Who has been paying Nicole's phone bill all these years? Why is her phone number still working?
Aria is gonna delete Nicole's call and her entire character from existence.!
Ezra asks Aria to marry him and I AM MORALLY OFFENDED.
Ezria's engagement scene looks like
Emily flunks college again!
Emily and Sabrina had their first kiss! And most likely their last kiss too.
Emily must have a really bad kiss with Sabrina, because she immediately runs for the door afterwards.
There's no need for Emily to retake her school test. You failed, bitch!
How many times must Emily flunk out of college before she finally accepts she's not the academic type?
Emily spends more time studying cocktail recipes than her lecture notes.
A helps Emily cheat on her final exam and changes her final grade to a 92.
Aria and Emily don't understand why A would help her cheat on her exam.
Sabrina might not be important enough to be part of Emily's filler storyline.
Will Emily stop stringing Sabrina along and just break up with her already when she's clearly so not interested in her?
What on god’s green earth is that name Archer Dunhill???
Aria gives a strainger the phone number to Imperial Garden.
If Aria is scared by a fake head, imagine how she'd feel after seeing a fake head tumble out of the bed.
Elliott has a Detective Wilden shrine at the top of her bed.
Why is Aria judging Emily for putting her hand in the sink when she's putting her butt on the bed?
Elliott Rollins' real name is actually Archer Dunhill!
PLL is obsessed with introducing characters with the AD acronyms in their names.
PLL is obsessed with introducing characters with the AD acronyms in their names.
The pretty little liars found various clues among Archer's belongings.
Toby caught the pretty little liars breaking and entering into Archer's apartment, not that he'll do anything about it.
Why is Officer Toby giving away all the investigation details to his two civilian friends?
Let’s hope Caleb stays missing forever.
Caleb has gone missing and I don't care!
Can we please not talk about Caleb Rivers? I'm so bored of his character.
Spencer tells Hanna to sort out her own relationship first before meddling in hers.
I can't believe Hanna is working on her business plan. Really, I can't believe she has one.
Help me, Toby-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
Dat awkward moment when Spencer realizes her one-night stand is Toby's new boss.
Alison & Mary: 2 Broke Girls
Even Aria remembered that Emily had an exam this morning.
Aria cooked Alison a casserole out of guilt.
Mary Drake closes the door in a dramatic fashion.
Mary Drake backpedalled and denied any involvement in Alison's torture.
Mary doesn't care about justice for Charlotte, as long as she gets money in the bank!
Alison refuses to give Mary a glass of water.
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18 Responses

  1. Custom avatar AD (formerly RE) ADDICT February 26th, 2017 / Sunday

    Your recap of the #PLLProposal (ugh) was definitely better than the proposal itself! We all know that there’s no way PLL will end without an Ezria marriage, but at least we’ll get to see Nicole wreck things for a while before the series finale wedding! Since Ezria has to get married, all I ask is that Aria wears an insane wedding dress made of bird feathers!

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 2nd, 2017 / Thursday

      I totally forgot about that obnoxious hashtag #PLLProposal. I’m already dreading #PLLWedding or #EzriaWedding or whatever cutesy tag they come up with in 7B. SHUDDER.

      My ideal wedding dress for Aria would be LEOPARD PRINT polka-dots with ruffles, ribbons, bird feathers, and oversized jewellery from head to toe.

  2. Custom avatar Amartina Dolphin February 28th, 2017 / Tuesday

    I love how after the OMG 5 YEARS FORWARD!! thing PLL just threw in all the adult things in their gossipy teen show. Kinky elevator sex, everybody drinking booze, the weird Haleb sex scene. It’s like, they are so excited they no longer have to pretend these girls are 17-18 so they’re just doing ALL. THE. THINGS.

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 2nd, 2017 / Thursday

      IKR? Don’t forget all these countless engagements and weddings and pregnancies too. It’s so cray these girls are cramming their entire adulthoods into their early twenties. PLL is clearly overcompensating and they’re doing the most with these unnecessary storylines lol.

  3. Custom avatar Alaura Daisy March 2nd, 2017 / Thursday

    I’m looking forward to the day you can find time to recap Season 1, when all was so different and kinda innocent

    • Custom avatar Arecap Deverything March 2nd, 2017 / Thursday

      Moi aussi! I’m gonna save the Season 1 recaps for last because of the nostalgia factor. I do wonder whether anybody will still be reading these PLL recaps after this show is off-the-air, but I imagine there’ll be a couple of us diehards still discussing Pretty Little Liars in the year 2020 when the show aired a decade ago. *lol*

  4. Custom avatar Ajulia Dictionary March 3rd, 2017 / Friday

    Thank you for making my night after a very rough day!

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 6th, 2017 / Monday

      You’re very welcome, A.D.!

  5. Custom avatar AJOHN DINOSAUR March 4th, 2017 / Saturday

    Let me tell you that you legit had me in tears in the section about the initials A.D. Completely lost it at Arecap Deverything. Ily so much.

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 6th, 2017 / Monday

      ILY2! I gotta thank PLL for being ridiculous as always and giving me so much material to work with.

  6. Custom avatar Arebekah DIneedalastname March 5th, 2017 / Sunday

    I haven’t even seen past 7×03 yet, think I may be continuing my unfortunate habit of getting to the last season of a show and not seeing it through… but even if I don’t get back into PLL I will keep checking back for all the recaps <3
    Also dying at the AD names for everyone hahahaha

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 6th, 2017 / Monday

      Thank you for da support, Ms. DIneedalastname~ I will try my best to fill your PLL void with my recaps even if you don’t continue to watch it. <3

  7. Custom avatar Amina Dunhinhut March 6th, 2017 / Monday

    LOLing so hard

    • Default avatar Arecap Deverything March 6th, 2017 / Monday

      TYing you so much.

  8. Custom avatar YOYO March 16th, 2017 / Thursday

    Gurrrl. Where are thou? I laugh my sorry ass so much with this page I need you to keep doing these recaps. Plz??

  9. Custom avatar Melissa Not-Hastings March 17th, 2017 / Friday

    The only think making the Ezria proposal a little less unbearable is your recap of it. The fact that my friends are all die-hard Ezria shippers makes it so much worse and I have no one to discuss my hatred of the relationship to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Custom avatar Alison DiLaurentis March 21st, 2017 / Tuesday

    Gurl don’t leave us again! Your recaps have helped me get through this super long PLL hiatus :'(

  11. Custom avatar B April 7th, 2017 / Friday

    Pleaseeee come back!!

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