Season 6 Episode 12, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Charlotte’s Web

Season 6 Episode 12, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 6 Episode 12, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 6 Episode 12, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 6 Episode 12
Episode Highlights:

Dear Heavenly Father, let us pray for Aria’s compulsory lyin’ cheatin’ ass, Hanna’s inexcusable stupidity, Emily’s terminal cancer, and Spencer’s baseless murder accusations. Amen.

Episode Grade: B- (Not bad!)
Aria Montgomery is lying to everybody and their mothers in this episode.

Aria lies and lies and lies and lies…
Aria is being ridiculed by her friends just because she has a real job to get back to.
Aria is being ridiculed by her friends just because she has a real job to get back to.
Hanna calls out Aria for leaving the hotel on the night of Charlotte's murder.
Hanna is totally accusing Aria of being Charlotte's murderer.
Aria lied exceptionally poorly to cover up the fact that she was gone from the hotel.
Aria was hooking up with Ezra all night long on the night of Charlotte's death.
Aria has a secret office relationship with her new boy toy at work.
Aria's new boyfriend, Liam, is an adorable literary nerd with glasses. I approve.
Aria's boss Jillian demands Aria to get those pages for Ezra's new book.
Aria seems to think she can seduce Ezra into writing his book again.
Ezra's apartment is a complete mess.
Can we stop the lies and stop pretending Ezra is actually a good writer?
Ezra is jerking off to images of dead corpses and body bags on the Internet.
Ezra has an entire folder containing some seriously fucked up images with dead corpses.
Humanitarian Aid Worker Nicole Johnson Still Missing.
Nicole's character being alive is the most obvious plot twist in PLL ever.

Does Emily have CANCER!?!?
Emily must be TERMINALLY ILL with CANCER!!!
Emily is broke as hell and can't pay for her parking ticket.
Sabrina pays for Emily's parking ticket.
Why are all the blonde lesbians so similar on Pretty Little Liars? Samara, Sara, and Sabrina are all essentially three versions of the same person.
Emily doesn't want anybody to know that she's going into cancer rehab.
Sabrina announces to everybody that she is a cancer survivor.
Sara Harvey’s 90-degree head turn
Jordan might be the most boring Pretty Little Liars character to date..
Hanna's new fiancé Jordan is basically like a lifeless mannequin.
Mama Marin knows how to hire these strangely sexy bellboys in her hotel, eh?
Caleb has already moved on from Hanna to Spencer. *strkoking u sexually*
OHNOES! Spencer is being cyberbullied online!
Spencer is so desperate to be accused of murder that she'll invent fake reasons out of thin air.
Can we all agree Sara killed Charlotte and just solve this murder mystery already?
I guess Lorenzo and Alison are no longer dating after the time skip.
Sara Harvey should get her creepy 90-degree head turn trademarked.
Sara is even stalking Emily at the graveyard. Damn it, Sara! Just let that girl mourn in peace!
Emily is crying by her father's gravestone, reflecting what a failure in life she has been.
What happened to Emily's storyline for the rest of Season 6B? Man, it started off so well too!
Alison’s awkward murder mystery dinner party
Alison already pinned the murder onto Aria and is trying to get the rest of her friends to agree.
Alison accuses Aria of murdering her sister only because she wants to get back at her for what she said in court last episode.
Aria is just blocking all of Alison's phone calls like she don't cayurr.
Aria also isn't answering any phone calls from her own boyfriend Liam.
Alison overreacted because Spencer dared to touch her sister's delicate flowers!
Caleb and Jordan finally meet for the first time, much to Hanna's chagrin.
There is a strong possibility that Hanna's fiancé Jordan might actually be an android.
When will all of the love triangles on Pretty Little Liars finally start to get interesting?
Spencer and Caleb had a romantic meeting at a train station taken straight out of some Hollywood movie.
Caleb and Spencer enjoyed their One Night in Madrid. What happened in Madrid stays in Madrid.
Hanna and Caleb are alone together in a dark supply closet...NOW KISS.
Hanna has to hold hands with both Jordan and Caleb at the dinner table, hehehe.
Alison prays for God to strike down her shady ass friends.
Alison glares straight at Hanna after she prayed for God to catch Charlotte's killer.

Don’t delete the surveillance tape, you dummy!
The pretty little liars check the surveillance footage that shows Aria leaving the hotel with Ezra on the night of Charlotte's murder..
There is surveillance footage documenting Aria's late night sexual rendezvous with Ezra.
The pretty little liars interrogate Aria and suspect her for murdering Charlotte.
The Ezria drama in this episode was basically much ado about nothing.
Aria and Ezra see Charlotte walking around suspiciously in the middle of the night.
Ezra suddenly has some kind of random vendetta against Charlotte.
Ezra suddenly has some kind of random vendetta against Charlotte.
Aria knows Ezra so well that she can tell exactly when he is lying to her!
Why does Spencer think her college essay is even relevant to the plot? NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ESSAY.
Hanna deletes the only piece of evidence that would have cleared her name when the police try to charge her for murder. Good job, Hanna!
Oh sure, go ahead and delete all the security footage! Ugh. Why is Hanna Marin so goddamn stupid?
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50 Responses

  1. Default avatar Rebekah January 28th, 2016 / Thursday

    I haven’t seen the last two episodes yet, so your recaps are ahead of me!! This is amazing

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 28th, 2016 / Thursday

      Hehe~ I’m still a bit behind schedule than I’d like though. Ideally, I’d like to finish the recap before the new episode airs, that’s what I’m aiming for. :\

      BTW, I was completely DUMBSTRUCK by all the ridiculousness in the newest episode. It’s a perfect episode made for Recap Everything and I will have a lot to say about it. Be warned~~~

    • Default avatar RE Addict January 31st, 2016 / Sunday

      That episode was made for your recaps! I can’t wait until you talk about how Ezra “likes small women,” and “NOW! GET OUT!”

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 1st, 2016 / Monday

      That episode had a little bit of everything: Melissa lulz, Lucas lulz, Ezra lulz, Sara lulz, and that SAVAGE Spaleb makeout scene in the end of the episode omgggg. I think it might be a legit A+ episode for me even though a lot of regular fans probably didn’t enjoy it as much, haha.

    • Default avatar Alyvia October 21st, 2016 / Friday

      this is so Awesome to the whole thing of pretty little liars about everything to the recaps.A

  2. Default avatar Rebekah January 28th, 2016 / Thursday

    You’re still doing pretty well, we’re enjoying the regular updates :)
    “A perfect episode made for Recap Everything” I already cannot wait!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 1st, 2016 / Monday

      <3

  3. Default avatar Aria January 29th, 2016 / Friday

    SO glad you’re recapping again! They are so hilarious! Keep it up!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 1st, 2016 / Monday

      Thank you so much! Every comment restores my depleting ~*health bar*~ by a little bit. :D

  4. Default avatar JOHN January 30th, 2016 / Saturday

    *dead* I honestly tend not to care about the relationship aspect of the show, so I never even thought of what the pairing of Liam/Aria would be called. But I must admit when read LIARIA just now; I laughed until I cried a bit. Thank you! :P

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 1st, 2016 / Monday

      I don’t care about the relationships either, but I am obsessed with their ship names. LIARIA is without a doubt a top five ship name. It is perfect in every way. <3

  5. Default avatar Anonymous January 31st, 2016 / Sunday

    I think the writers realised that they fucked up with the 6A finale, so now they’re trying desperately to patch things up in 6B. “Oh this was all an elaborate storyline planned from the very beginning. We knew endgame A wasn’t going to be Cece since 2008 ohohohoho.”

    Sure thing Marlene.

    Can Marion Cavanaugh and I switch places?

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 1st, 2016 / Monday

      I love how PLL is doing massive damage control in 6B without outright admitting that they totally fucked up the 6A finale. To the fans: “It was our master plan all along ;) ;) ;)” Internally: “ohshittheyhatedit!!! whatdowedo!?!?” It kinda sucks they botched up Cece’s character through the finale fiasco since I think she would have made a good Endgame Red Coat, but oh well~

  6. Default avatar Kisses Bitches! -A February 1st, 2016 / Monday

    Oh God please please please let Scenario #4 come true!!! <3 <3 <3

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 12th, 2016 / Friday

      It should be all four scenarios happening at once!!! Nicole could be a fugitive on the run with amnesia working for A to home wreck Ezria ZOMG.

  7. Default avatar RE ADDICT February 8th, 2016 / Monday

    Uh oh- Don’t disappear again RE! We’ve been loving the new recaps!!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 12th, 2016 / Friday

      Fear not! I have reappeared and will be updating this weekend! :O ;O

  8. Default avatar Anonymous February 9th, 2016 / Tuesday

    We miss youuuuuu!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 12th, 2016 / Friday

      I miss youuuuu toooooo.

  9. Default avatar JOHN February 9th, 2016 / Tuesday

    PLease come back ;_;. We need more

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 12th, 2016 / Friday

      You can’t get rid of me that easily.
      A

    • Default avatar Anonymous February 17th, 2016 / Wednesday

      RE makes my day… please don’t be too long!

  10. Default avatar Julia February 12th, 2016 / Friday

    LOL Hanna would make a better cop than Toby, babe. And look better doing it, too.
    I am dying to hear your opinion on Spaleb, so please continue when you can!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 18th, 2016 / Thursday

      They can pick any civilian off the streets and this rando would still be a better cop than Toby lolz~

      These amazing SPALEB scenes are seriously the highlight of Season 6B so far zomg. There was one in particular that made me feel like I was watching SOFTCORE PORN lololololol.

  11. Default avatar Anonymous February 17th, 2016 / Wednesday

    Yay! Please post more when you’re not busy! I have been a fan of your recaps for a while now

    • Default avatar Recap Everything February 18th, 2016 / Thursday

      I continue to be amazed and also very grateful that my long-term readers are still sticking around for my updates. u guise r so g8~~~ <3

  12. Default avatar RE ADDICT February 21st, 2016 / Sunday

    If you’re bored with recapping this episode, please come back and recap the more interesting ones! Especially 6×16, because the epic Mona/Caleb confrontation has me shipping #Maleb <3 and PLL ~went there~ and had new A destroy a freezer of eggs :o

  13. Default avatar Anonymous February 22nd, 2016 / Monday

    Come back! Can’t wait for your opinion on poor Emily… does A have a whole new army of evil underlings from those eggs now? Just add sperm and stir! ;)

  14. Default avatar Kisses Bitches! -A February 24th, 2016 / Wednesday

    Come back to us, RE! Come back!! <3

  15. Default avatar Anonymous February 28th, 2016 / Sunday

    You ok, RE?

  16. Default avatar Uber A February 28th, 2016 / Sunday

    Gurl, where you at?? It’s like you left the face of the earth!! :( </3

  17. Default avatar Anonymous March 5th, 2016 / Saturday

    We miss you :(

  18. Default avatar RE ADDICT March 8th, 2016 / Tuesday

    Please come back RE!! We miss you!!

  19. Default avatar JOHN March 9th, 2016 / Wednesday

    Damnit, RE! I thought we agreed you’re not allowed to have a life outside of this website! Now we’re almost at the finale and you’re still at this episode!! :@

    LOL jk, we miss you so much, pls come back ;_;

    • Default avatar Recap Everything March 10th, 2016 / Thursday

      I dunno what happened! I was doing so well with the regular updates and then I fell off the wagon again. Why is it March already??? >_<

  20. Default avatar Super Creepy Stalker Ezra March 9th, 2016 / Wednesday

    Please, RE, come back, we neeed you!

    These episodes are such and bore fest and we need your improved version of PLL right now lol.

    Please, just let us know you’re okay :)

    Btw – you should add Sara Harvey Pokemon. You know, cause she’s sooo important :).

    • Default avatar Recap Everything March 10th, 2016 / Thursday

      I’m OK! To be honest, I haven’t watched the last two episodes yet – so I’m still at the point where Alison got high and just asked Aria to ordain their marriage lolwut~ :D I’m itching to get back to recapping again, so I’m gonna try to do the finale recap first!!!

  21. Default avatar Uber A March 9th, 2016 / Wednesday

    RE! RE! RE!

    Okay this is SERIOUS! We have an EPIC EPIC episode next week, we need you to come back so you can recap Hush Hush Sweet Liars! Please!!!!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything March 10th, 2016 / Thursday

      I will TRY! I wanna at least finish this recap over the weekend and then focus all my energy into the finale recap. And then I can work on the rest of the recaps in the offseason like I did with 6A!

  22. Default avatar Parmesan June 4th, 2016 / Saturday

    pppppppllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee. We need the bitchy comments and drab or fab fashion comments to make it through every depressing day.

    For the love of humanity, please come back.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 13th, 2016 / Monday

      *on the brink of your last hope, a mysterious shadowy figure appears in front of you in broad daylight wearing Hanna’s kimono sleep robe, is it real or just a mirage, nobody knows…*

  23. Default avatar desperate June 5th, 2016 / Sunday

    I miss RE so so much :( :( please come back…. I have a bad case of addiction to this, please give me moooooore

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 13th, 2016 / Monday

      Fear not, I will be the Dean to your Spencer! You may check out of rehab because I will be on turbo mode working on the 6B recaps as much as possible before the Season 7 premiere. Count on it!

    • Default avatar desperate June 14th, 2016 / Tuesday

      OMG!!!! YES YES YEEEEEES!!! I can’t believe it… you are here! I love you!! My life has a meaning again, thank you thank you THANKY you!!!!

  24. Default avatar ReComeBackOrWeRiot June 12th, 2016 / Sunday

    WHYYYY????? WHYYY??? WHY Why Have You Abandoned Us? We need you!!!!!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 12th, 2016 / Sunday

      *a magical fairy appears and updates a small portion of the recap before vanishing into the air, was the fairy real or just a figment of your imagination, nobody knows…*

  25. Default avatar JOHN June 13th, 2016 / Monday

    Lmao, I look forward to the rest of your recap of the dinner. I remember dying as Alison burned holes into Hanna with her glare as she was saying grace and throwing shade at the same time.

    • Default avatar Alison June 15th, 2016 / Wednesday

      Let’s say grace. Thank you, Heavenly Father for this healing food and these dear friends and thank you to all those who are working tirelessly to seek justice for Charlotte. And thank you for helping the police find Charlotte’s killer and anyone who could be protecting him.

      *DRAMATIC PAUSE*

      Or her.

      Amen.

  26. Default avatar Julia June 18th, 2016 / Saturday

    You’re back!
    What did you think about everyone’s make-up for the dinner party? I saw a lot of badly blended contouring.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 18th, 2016 / Saturday

      I think the makeup artists have been going for an *older & more mature* look in 6B due to the time skip, but the results are usually so tragic lol~ I try to overlook the twenty pounds of makeup everyone is wearing in every scene. :(

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