Season 6 Episode 1, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Game On, Charles!

Season 6 Episode 1, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 6 Episode 1, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 6 Episode 1, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 6 Episode 1
Episode Highlights:

GAME ON, CHARLES! I’M GONNA WATCH YOUR DOLLHOUSE BURNNNNNNN. *ahem* Welcome to another wacky season premiere of Pretty Little Liars!

Episode Grade: A (Loved it!)
The Season 6 PLL premiere begins!

Hanna calls A a bitch.

Pretty little savages
Emily's ongoing bitchfeud with Jenna.
The pretty little liars are outside.
The pretty little liars in their tattered dresses.
Hanna would eat a pee ice cube.
The pretty little liars are hungry…for each other!
The pretty little liars are filthy bitches.
Hanna's breasts NOM NOM NOM
Hanna rolls around in dirt.
The pretty little liars in Lord of the Flies.
A smokes the pretty little liars.

Is Aria pregnant!?
The pretty little liars are dead!
loljk the pretty little liars are actually alive!
Did A rape the pretty little liars???
Is Aria pregnant with A's child?
Thank god for Emily's boobs!
The pretty little liars had their organs stolen.
Mona is a guilty bitch.
Rosewood police fail again
THREE WEEKS LATER!
Justice for Alison DiLaurentis.
Andrew is arrested for being A.
Andrew has a burn book.
Spencer is a smug know nothing know it all.
Alison talks to the press.
Alison is a media whore.
Alison is working with the police.
Lt. Tanner is so incompetent lol.
Detective Barry got a promotion!
Alison is Lt. Tanner's boss.
The police point guns at Jason.
Rosewood police total fail
Alison escapes from the police.
Alison puts her life in danger.
Caleb gives Alison a pair of stalking shoes.
A orders Alison to strip.
Caleb nags Ezra about his driving.
TORTURE DEM BITCHES!!!
Sara Harvey is also in captivity.
Sara has been abducted for over two years.
Aria gets a fancy haircut.
A tortures the pretty little liars.
Aria threatens A.
Mona writes her final message.
Mona is in a hole.
Mona is singing a song to herself.
The pretty little liars decorate Ali's room.
The pretty little liars reminisce about old times.
Spencer's Etch A Sketch spoilers.
MOAR ETCH A SKETCH SPOILERS
EVEN MORE ETCH A SKETCH SPOILERS!
GIMME MOAR MOAR MOAR ETCH A SKETCH SPOILERS!

Rebellion & rescue
The pretty little liars escape from their torture chamber.
A's childhood photos.
Spencer burns down the dollhouse.
Hanna is our mockingjay.
The pretty little liars are now gonna burn to death.
Toby is such a useless cop.
Lt. Tanner scolds Toby.
Lt. Tanner is watching you, Toby!.
Ezra and Caleb lost track of Alison.
A fails at multitasking.
Alison rescues the pretty little liars.
Ezria's magical reunion.
Mona is still in the hole.
Mona is FOREVER ALONE.
Mona is FOREVER ALONE.
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20 Responses

  1. Default avatar HOC June 8th, 2015 / Monday

    LOL they try to make a “serious” episode for once but they ruin it with those stupid yet epic one-liners.

    but changing the subject, Am i the only one who thinks Ezra playing around with a bunch of teenagers is pathetic and not “OMG EPIC LOVE”?
    Dude! you have “creeper” written all over your face. look at your life!, look at your choices.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 8th, 2015 / Monday

      Was this supposed to be one of the more serious episodes? I didn’t even notice. *lol* It was just as ridiculous as the rest of them, but I kinda loved every minute of it.

      Ezra hanging out with a bunch of half-naked teenagers in last year’s Christmas episode was the epitome of him being a pathetic creeper. GURRRRRL. Your life, your choices!

  2. Default avatar Anonymous June 8th, 2015 / Monday

    So when Aria gives birth to a reptile baby, that means it’s Ezra’s- right?

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 8th, 2015 / Monday

      It’s very likely, but we won’t know for sure if the reptile is Ezra’s baby until it starts seducing the other kids in their incubators.

  3. Default avatar ANONYMOUS June 9th, 2015 / Tuesday

    There’s been speculations that Bethany is the mystery girl in the dollhouse. Everyone finally thinks the plot’s getting somewhere and then BAM, they make this storyline even more fucking convoluted and harder to understand. O_o OMG Ezra you need to shave dude! I know PLL is wearing you down and you almost forgot you had to film an episode that day, but SERIOUSLY it’s not a good look on you. OMG, what if Ezra grew his hair out? D: Love your recap as always by the way.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 9th, 2015 / Tuesday

      I totally thought that girl was Bethany Young as well! I almost wish it was her because it’d be hilarious and ridiculous if another dead girl turned up alive. How many times do the police have to examine that body before they get the identity right! *lol*

      Ezra seriously looks like a deranged hobo whenever he doesn’t shave. Also, I feel like he’s currently in the middle of a midlife crisis during his late twenties, so it’s only a matter of time before he grows out his hair or shaves it all off.

  4. Default avatar A for Amazing June 9th, 2015 / Tuesday

    WUT happened to them in their rooms!?!?!?! Ermagerd why be secretive now? We already got disturbed by SOME of the relationships on this show (aka Jason and ashley, Ezria). But I did look it up somewhere and apparently A made them do this screwed up thing where the liars choose one of their friends to get like electrocuted or some messed up shit. I DON’T know what to believe anymore!!!!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 10th, 2015 / Wednesday

      ERMAGERD! They touched upon the ~torture techniques~ in the latest episode and it was hilariously twisted as expected. “Which one of your friends should get electrocuted!?” “Which one of you should not get food for the day!?” “Which one of you should be thrown into a pack of starving lions!?” Thank god Mona wasn’t in there with them or the liars would have chosen her for every single punishment lol~~~

  5. Default avatar Kathryn June 10th, 2015 / Wednesday

    I loved this recap so much! The Etch A Sketch revelations were my favorite! The parts about Toby being not doing anything were great. Although, it’s better to be an incompetent Rosewood cop instead of a pedo Rosewood cop. DETECTIVE! Barry is the only exception. I’m so excited he finally got the promotion he deserves! If anything, Barry should be Captain. Oh and Ezra and Caleb were ridiculous. I bet this wasn’t their first plan, and they had already failed at, like, ten others. Alisom was way smarter/more capable than those two idiots. Did you notice that when they couldn’t open the doors to the hatch, they made her do it, AND she was actually able to open them! By the way- where were all of your Lost references?! I also missed you making fun of Aria’s fashion. You really couldn’t though, since her only outfit was picked out by Charles. If you recap last night’s episode (hint hint) there will be a TON of material for you to work with! She was wearing a shirt that said “Barf” on it at one point. *lol* That’s exactly what I want to do whenever I see her outfits.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 11th, 2015 / Thursday

      Yes, I loved my ~Etch A Sketch spoilers~ and wanted to fill my entire recap with them, but had to restrain myself to just four. *lol*

      Toby being a useless cop + Lt. Tanner constantly grilling his ass are always hilarious scenes for me. Hopefully, Detective Barry will singlehandedly rescue this defunct police department, overthrow Tanner’s evil authority and finally give cops a good name on this show again.

      Ezra and Caleb are useless and ineffectual in this episode as per usual. I know we make fun of the police for their constant lolfails, but Caleb’s track record has been just as bad. I loved how his whole plan of taking down A involves planting a GPS device in Ali’s shoes and…oh, that’s it. Thank god Alison was there to bring some much needed ~lyfe~ to these boring ass scenes.

      I missed making fun of Aria’s fab fashionz too! She hasn’t worn anything *too* outrageous so far, but give her some time and this bitch would be prancing around the show with a jewellery rack dangling from her body.

  6. Default avatar RE Addict June 10th, 2015 / Wednesday

    Will you ever add ridiculous pictures of the main guys on this show for the Pokemons? I wanna post a comment with a creepy Ezra picture!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 11th, 2015 / Thursday

      GURRRRL. I was seriously just thinking of doing that, I kid you not. I was thinking of adding 4 more Pokemons to our team selection screen: Jenna, Ezra, Caleb and Toby. Thoughts?

    • Default avatar RE Addict June 11th, 2015 / Thursday

      I love it! You should add Psycho Paige and Crazy Melissa, too!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 15th, 2015 / Monday

      EZRA IS WATCHING YOU.

  7. Default avatar Anon June 11th, 2015 / Thursday

    I really wish Ezra had been on the A Team, and by that I mean a SUPER BADASS VILLAIN who was really using Aria all along and banging Mona on the side or something. He doesn’t serve much purpose on PLL anymore and their relationship is just so boring.

    In regards to Hanna’s boobs: you’re right, they’re magnificent. They really love showcasing them on this show lmao. But I think they must use makeup and crazy strapless push-up bras because if you’ve ever seen *certain pics* of Ms. Benson online, you’d be surprised at how big the makeup and costume department make them look. On a side note, I’ve been LOVING Haleb since season 5 – they’re both growing up together.

    Does anyone else turn the volume off every time Aria uses that certain voice?? It’s like she over-pronounces all her consonants/constantly touches the tongue against the roof of her mouth and AARGHHHH she is so annoying!!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 14th, 2015 / Sunday

      GURL. My thoughts exactly. They had so much storytelling potential with evil ezrA. There were seasons worth of material with him stringing Aria along while banging Mona and Alison on the side while keeping creepy surveillance over half the town. But now he’s just an obsolete character with no purpose on the show. *lolwhoops* They’re better off putting Ezra on a plane and send him to wherever Paige is residing right now.

      I’m glad somebody appreciates Hanna’s boobs as much as I do. After the Halloween episode and this episode, I literally typed out *hanna marin boobs* in the search engine expecting pages and pages of in-depth analytical discussion, but hardly anybody is talking about dem thangs? What’s going on, u guise? Yes, the make-up & wardrobe department do wonders for Ms. Benson and all the ladies on this show~

      Aria talks really rapidly for me and yes she has a tendency to put overemphasis on certain syllables. She talks approximately like this: OhmyGOD! IcanNOTbeLIEVEit! ezRAdoesNOTloveME! The *voice* is not even the most grating thing about Aria compared to the *content* that comes spewing out of her mouth lol.

  8. Default avatar DarkAngel June 11th, 2015 / Thursday

    “Can we all agree that the sexually charged bitchfeud between Emily and Jenna is surely one of the best ongoing subplots in PLL at the moment?”

    I don’t watch this show anymore, but I’m glad my crack ship is alive and kicking! You know you are special to someone when you are brought up in a conversation that had nothing to do with you.

    Also where is my bae Jenna? She seems to have fallen in a hole somewhere too.

    I think I might watch just to see Caleb nagging on Ezra’s crappy driving. But really Caleb, Ezra spied and creeped on teenage girls for a living! You better watch it or you will be his next “book”.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 14th, 2015 / Sunday

      It’s okay, you can be Jenna and I can be your PLL watchdog. I’ll let you know when an episode is an absolute MUST-WATCH. Right now, Season 6 is kinda moderately ridiculous, but I think I’m mostly amusing myself with my own stupid jokes lol~

      YAAAAS. Emily x Jenna must be the endgame ship at all costs. Jenna hardly even makes an appearance these days, but I’m glad that she’s always on Emily’s mind. If she did fall in a hole, that’s even better. Imagine: a century later, an ambitious archaeologist discovers a mysterious mummy buried underground. All of a sudden, the mummy cracks and Jenna bursts out of her fossilization, instantly killing half the world population through the sheer energy force. She uses her psychic mind powers to enslave the remaining survivors. And then she lives happily ever after~~~

      We need to come up with titles for all of Ezra’s potential books. For example, “Jailbait for Dummies” – Ezra’s autobiography published under the Horror section.

  9. Default avatar ANONYMOUS June 13th, 2015 / Saturday

    PLZ RECAP THE NEXT EPISODE AND THE REST OF SEASON 5!!!!!!! Thanks.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything June 14th, 2015 / Sunday

      ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE NEW RECAPS~~~

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