Season 4 Episode 8, Pretty Little Liars Recap, The Guilty Girl’s Handbook

Season 4, Episode 08 - Pretty Little Liars Recap, The Guilty Girl's Handbook,
Hanna is stupid enough to confess to Detective Wilden’s murder…or is she? ;O Also, Emily’s mom has an emotional meltdown; Spencer continues the dead mama investigation.

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Not bad!
Watch out! Hanna has a brilliant plan!

Hanna’s fake murder confession OMFG
Hanna is planning to confess to a fake murder to save her mom.
HANNA MARIN IS SO STUPID.
What Is going on in Hanna's head? Oh right, nothing.
Hanna asks Mona for help on faking her murder confession.
It's so obvious Mona killed Detective Wilden and framed your mother, Hanna!
Ooh yeah, victory for Mona Vanderwaal!
Mona and her bitchfaces give me infinite life.
Janel Parrish is an amazing actress and Pretty Little Liars is lucky to have her.
Mona is taking this fake murder confession so seriously.
Mona's ultimate sexual fantasy involves blood, gore and murder.
Mona got every nitty gritty detail of the murder confession right because she was the real murderer, duh.
Detective Wilden is packing some serious heat in his trousers, wowsers!
Ashley is Hanna's guilty accomplice to the fake murder.
Hanna would rather spend time in prison than spend time with her stepmother and stepsister.
Caleb and Mona exchange some heated words.
Caleb needs to check Hanna's stupidity in check.
Mona ends up giving the fake murder confession instead of Hanna.
Mona Vanderwaal is an epic divine goddess worthy of our admiration.
Is Hanna an idiot savant or just an idiot?
Emily reunites with her old lesbian flame
Emily is worried about college applications.
Ezra is helping Emily with her college applications.
Ezra has a menacing expression on his face in every scene.
Emily reunites with her old lesbian flame Zoe.
Zoe is one of Emily's old lesbian friends from Habitat for Humanity.
Zoe flew halfway around the world just to meet up with Emily.
Zoe is shamelessly hitting on Emily.
Zoe keeps hot photos of Emily holding power tools on her cell phone.
Zoe is a perverted bitch with a one-track dirty mind.
Pam introduces herself to Zoe in a very awkward manner.
Zoe would literally say anything to get into Emily's pants.
Pam has psychological issues that she needs to work out on her own instead of dragging down her daughter.
Pam breaks down and cries in Emily's arms.
Why are all the pretty little moms crying in this episode? Stop it!
Mike Montgomery’s first gay hook-up
Mike is learning karate too!
Karate Jake is starring in the next Kung Fu Panda movie.
Aria, stop cockblocking Mike and Jake's private karate lessons!
What is up with Aria's comic book outfit?
Aria is talking to one of Mike's douche friends at the party.
Mike Montgomery is getting laid tonight, so he's not coming home!
Mike is in a party with only men and no women, hmm...
Mike, you can hook up with guys all you want, but remember to use protection.
Can Jake and Aria please stop talking and limit their interactions to making out?
Here is an Insidious 2 movie plug-in.
This week’s #deadmama footnote
Meet Veronica's rosy cheeked law intern, Beckett!
Veronica is totally tapping her law intern, you go girl!
Veronica wants Spencer to go away so she can hook up with her intern.
Toby's #deadmama storyline sneaked into Veronica's investigation somehow. Bitch is everywhere!
Eddie Lamb makes a cameo appearance this episode!
How dare you not believe in #deadmama, Spencer!?
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40 Responses

  1. Default avatar rebekah October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    This is one of the best you’ve done in a while, some of the comments nearly had me crying!
    Everything about Hanna and Mona = spot on, your description of Zoe and Emily’s scene was hilarious, I did not even notice Mama Hastings’s face until you pointed but I can’t stop laughing now omg and Aria, what the fuck are you wearing?!
    And Toby has made me so sad this season, he’s always been my favourite male character of the show but his storyline seriously sucks this season. I haven’t given up hope on them making him interesting again in 4B…

    • Default avatar rebekah October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

      Oh, and the edit of Karate Jake and Kung Fu Panda – priceless.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

      tyty gurl~ I don’t even know what to think about Hanna and Mona’s scenes, they are so damn bizarre. XD Confessing to Detective Wilden’s death is already lulzy enough,but Mona playing along with her just makes it even funnier.

      lmao I love Zoe if only because she was so desperate and so transparent and so horny all rolled up into one. I ~*saw through*~ that bitch right away. Of course, Emily continues to be oblivious even though Zoe was hitting on her hardcore. :D

      Aria has MUTILIATED SHOULDERS when she was wearing that comic book dress, it was seriously freaking me out. O_O

      The dead mama storyline, man. it is killing Toby’s character and even a little bit of Spencer’s character by association. How many more victims will the Mama Cavanaugh black hole of doom claim!? I want to like Toby again too, but they really need to rethink and retool that dead mama angst in 4B. :(

      I made that photoshop of Karate Jake and Karate Jake just out of the blue. I was like…oh, this screenshot looks like it could use a little bit of panda in it. *lol*

  2. Default avatar fhy October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    I read this at my university library. I was kicked out.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

      Getting kicked out? Gurrrrl, that is so Cece Drake of you~ lolz

  3. Default avatar new ArrivAl October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    Mona is my new idol.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

      Every sunday, we shall worship at the church of Mona Vanderwaal.

  4. Default avatar ash October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    oh gosh, I was already laughing by the first line. Hanna’s bad decisions just won’t stop. And Mona’s face when she made the confession was so twisted and creepy and amazing.
    Emily continues to be completely oblivious to people flirting with her, lol. Also, I can normally ignore the outfits on this show, but’s Aria’s was just. too. much. The poofy shoulders, why?? D: On a semi related note, I saw someone in my class today wearing one of those missing shoulder shirts and was instantly distracted by thinking of all the comments you’ve made about them in your recaps.
    This was great :)

    • Default avatar Recap Everything October 16th, 2013 / Wednesday

      Each and every one of Mona’s EVULFACE is more amazing than the next. Her actress has those facial expressions completely nailed down.

      Emily is so oblivious lol~ I love that she’s just giggling and batting her eyelashes without noticing there’s drool coming out of Zoe’s mouth.

      Aria’s outfits are always just. too. much. but this dress of hers just takes the biscuit. Those shoulders make her look like she’s in a perpetual shrug. XD

      Every time I notice someone wearing one of dem missing shoulder shirts IRL, I’m just like GURRRRRRL *judging u*

  5. Default avatar DM October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    Peter Hastings impregnated the next door neighbor… Let Veronica have her fun! haha

    • Default avatar Recap Everything October 16th, 2013 / Wednesday

      Heh heh, that is true, we can consider this as Veronica’s ~*hall pass*~. :D The intern looks like a young Papa Hastings in some parts too, so I geddit gurl~

  6. Default avatar George October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    OH MY GOD, SIMMER DOWN ZOE. Most people just say “Hello!” or “How are you?” as a greeting! I was surprised Zoe didn’t drop down on her knees and start licking Emily’s clitoris on the spot, because you know this desperate ho was ready to do it on a moment’s notice.

    AHAHHAHA holy shit! that’s the best one

  7. Default avatar HOC October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    WTF!!! why there is no mention of Aria wearing that hideous dress in the first few scenes. I mean it was like “heres comes the court jester”…seuriosly, its the ugliest thing i’ve ever seen.

    FYI my native language is not english so excuse me if my writing makes no sense

  8. Default avatar DarkAngel October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    I just love how descriptive Jenna and Mona are in their storytelling. I remember Jenna telling the girls about picking up Emily and she’s like “Dead of night, edge of town” or something. And Mona describes what the freaking lake smells like. And we’re supposed to believe that Ezra and Aria are the tortured writers.

    I think Mona’s lying lessons actually convinced Hanna that she did kill Wilden. She was probably mega confused when Mona confessed.

    I think I missed most of what happened on this ep because I was trying to wrap my mind around what the fuck Aria was wearing. Even Karate Jake’s arms couldn’t snap me out of it.

    As for the Rosewood Fight Club, I think everyone is in it except the Liars. It’s town full of pedo serial killers so of course they are the ones that learn how to knock people unconscious.

  9. Default avatar don't take away his nuts! October 15th, 2013 / Tuesday

    Lol, love your commentary on the insidious 2 cameo.

  10. Default avatar Anon October 16th, 2013 / Wednesday

    Jake is pretty much the Riley Finn of PLL, there’s one for every show.

  11. Default avatar Anon October 17th, 2013 / Thursday

    When. Are you posting the summer finale recap?

  12. Default avatar Anonymous October 19th, 2013 / Saturday

    Hey can you please do a recap of Glee 5×03? it would mean a lot to me and other finn/cory fans

  13. Default avatar nikki October 21st, 2013 / Monday

    Because of you, every time I see a seemingly doomed relationship on a TV sitcom, I say something along the lines of “I wonder which TV network will be picking him up next.” Like when Jackson fake died on Grey’s Anatomy and then came back, I was like, guess ABC won’t be picking him up after all. I have been completely sucked in by your Caleb in Ravenswood references, and now that 4th wall has been shattered forever! Thanks a lot!

  14. Default avatar nikki October 21st, 2013 / Monday

    and omg, how you saw that boner is beyond me…maybe he caught a glimpse of under hanna’s shirt from that perspective on the ground? and also, mama hastings top being unbottoned. intense.

  15. Default avatar sid November 3rd, 2013 / Sunday

    could you please recap 4X09 4X10 4X11 4X12 and 4X13 I love your reacps

  16. Default avatar PLL FO LYFE November 7th, 2013 / Thursday

    yo where are you? we’re missing your recaps :(

  17. Default avatar Anonymous November 15th, 2013 / Friday

    this was hilarious:) can’t wait for the rest. especially summer finale and halloween episode and basically every other episode!

  18. Default avatar Anon November 15th, 2013 / Friday

    Why aren’t you posting anymore? I want ur opinion on the summer finale!

  19. Default avatar Hanna Marin November 16th, 2013 / Saturday

    Please post Recap Everything! It’ll help me get over Caleb. :(:(

  20. Default avatar Anonymous December 1st, 2013 / Sunday

    are u alive? I want to hear your thoughts on the hot mess that is ravens wood :(

  21. Default avatar Zack December 7th, 2013 / Saturday

    WHERE ARE YOU?!
    We need you recap everything. NOW!
    Please? :)

  22. Default avatar -________AA December 7th, 2013 / Saturday

    where are you :(

  23. Default avatar Anonymous December 12th, 2013 / Thursday

    Where are you? I really want to hear you make run of Ravenswood!

    • Default avatar Anonymous December 12th, 2013 / Thursday

      *fun

  24. Default avatar MORE-NSTER December 30th, 2013 / Monday

    HAHAHAA!!! This recap, I like it. ANOTHER!

  25. Default avatar RE Fan December 30th, 2013 / Monday

    Your vacation has ran far too long!

  26. Default avatar Mona is a QUEEN January 1st, 2014 / Wednesday

    Mona’s smirk at the end MADE this episode. Oh my god that bitch is so cray cray and I LOVE IT! Seriously, Janel is the best actress on this show besides Troian! We need more Mona!

    • Default avatar Abby January 20th, 2014 / Monday

      I think Janel even trumps Troian. She’s so SO good, and Mona is my favorite character on the show.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 23rd, 2014 / Thursday

      I am inclined to agree! Janel seriously delivers in every scene, she’s a goddess, I love her!

  27. Default avatar Nonny February 12th, 2014 / Wednesday

    This is going to sound stalker-ish, but those colour pencils in Hanna’s room… pretty sure Spencer has the same kind too in her room. I was fascinated by the chaos Spencer called her table in Season 1.

    • Default avatar Happs May 1st, 2014 / Thursday

      Bit late but that is Spencer’s room she’s in. She ran upstairs after Veronica explained Ashley wasn’t getting bail.

  28. Default avatar no March 27th, 2014 / Thursday

    Has nobody noticed that in the scene where Aria and Jake are both watching tv, the stuff they see while Aria is switching channels are all about the crimes A did? There was a channel that featured a bee (mama montgomery, duh), then the next one was a train (halloween!). I forgot the other ones but yeah.

  29. Default avatar Leese July 3rd, 2014 / Thursday

    Did anyone else notice that Spencer was dressed like a Gryffindor this episode?

  30. Default avatar Jane October 8th, 2014 / Wednesday

    LOVE LOVE LOVE your recaps :).
    “Caleb: Hanna doesn’t move on. She goes right through. Don’t you, Mona?”
    Caleb was talking about how -A “went through” Emily’s house with a car :).

    Re: Kung-fu Panda – for a while I thought I missed it in a show and that’s actually some advertisement for Jakes “fighting & making-out” school :).

    Re: Aria’s comic book jacket – oooh, those shoulder pads would be perfect for Alison in season 5 LOL.

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