Season 4 Episode 13, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Grave New World

Season 4 Episode 13, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Love ShAck, Baby
Season 4 Episode 13, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Love ShAck, Baby
Season 4 Episode 13, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Love ShAck, Baby
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 4 Episode 13
Episode Highlights:

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TIME! Welcome to the Ravenswood edition of Pretty Little Liars! Or more like an episode of Ravenswood featuring the pretty little liars as very special guest stars.

Episode Grade: F (WTF!?)
Hanna's breasts are the star of the PLL Halloween Special.

Hanna's boobs are out, front and centre throughout the whole episode.

Meet Miranda!
The Pretty Little Liars Halloween special is an hour-long special to launch their spin-off show Ravenswood.
Caleb is coming to rescue Hanna! ON A BUS!
Miranda is the star of the upcoming spinoff show Ravenswood.
Miranda is the biggest attention whore ever who never shuts up.
Miranda's backstory is exactly the same as Caleb's.
Caleb and Miranda fell in love on a bus.
Miranda is determined to make Caleb her boyfriend.
No girlfriend ain't gonna get in the way between Caleb and Miranda's eternal love!
Miranda is trying to undermine the relationship between Caleb and Hanna.
Miranda wants to screw Caleb so badly.
Nobody wants a love triangle between Hanna, Caleb and Miranda! Just break up with one of them!
Miranda from Ravenswood is a thieving little bitch!
Even the bus passenger is one of those haunted undead ghosts.
STOP VYING FOR CALEB'S ATTENTION, MIRANDA!!!
Miranda pokes Caleb in the forehead. I guess that's gonna be their thing?

Ravenswood hat party!
Alison is going to come out of hiding to attend the fancy hat party!
Holding a party at a cemetery is very tacky and very Ravenswood.
The pretty little liars are reading those Ravenswood cast members to filth.
Ezra is being a creepy in the Halloween special as usual.
Aria basically tells Ezra everything about their whereabouts.
The pretty little liars are dressed like the street walkers of Ravenswood.
Spencer's hat is glorious and deserves an epic backstory.
All of the pretty little liars are wearing amazing hats at the Halloween party.
The magical world of Pretty Little Liars
Remember when Alison is supposed to be dead for the past four seasons?
Alison has magically vanished into thin air!
This PLL episode used the same magical disappearance trick so many times!
The pretty little liars face a terrifying windstorm!
That mysterious statue leads to a mysterious trapdoor! #PLLlogic
Hanna suddenly goes missing!? lolwut
Hanna meets Miranda
Hanna's breasts see a bloody message on the wall.
Why does the secret tunnel lead to the funeral parlour?
Hanna's big tits will guide the way!
Hanna gets trapped inside a phone booth.
Hanna sees Alison outside the phone booth OMG!
Hanna is ready to attack Ezra with a phone receiver!
Are we sure Miranda wasn't the one who locked Hanna inside the phone booth?
Hanna's boobs must come in handy during an emergency.
Miranda and Hanna look at some coffins.
Miranda has a teary-eyed flashback about her dead parents.
Miranda's uncle abandoned her when she was young.
Hanna encourages Caleb to stay behind to help Miranda.
Why is Hanna just giving away her boyfriend to another girl!?!?
Miranda is a no-good boyfriend stealing ho!
Miranda and Caleb are already dead!? OMFG.
EZRA ATTACK!!!
The pretty little liars discover the most convoluted secret passageways ever.
Emily almost got her neck sliced off by a window!
Ezra attacks Spencer OMFG!!!
One of you has been touched by the one that Alison fears the most!
Aria has been touched by Ezra MULTIPLE TIMES.
Don't trust Ezra! He's so creepy!

Alison is alive, bitches!
Does everyone already know that Alison DiLaurentis is alive?
Alison shushes the pretty little liars.
Ezra stops Alison from reuniting the pretty little liars.
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42 Responses

  1. Default avatar Anna January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    You should give Ravenswood a chance, I’d love to read your recaps of it, the show is just so ridiculous! ;D So many dumb characters to laugh at. And it will take like 7 episodes of Ravenswood for Haleb to break up finally… *ugh* The drama. Btw, great recap as always ;)

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      I really want to record my thoughts on Ravenswood down on paper (on web paper? whatever) so I’m planning to work on at least one recap no matter what.
      1.) The world needs to understand the magnificence of Lady Grunwald who truly gets to *shine* in Ravenswood.
      2.) We need to analyze the hot mess that is TESS
      3.) We need to cover how that temptress Miranda destroyed Haleb in the span of 5 episodes.

  2. Default avatar Davee January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    I’m not defending Ezra, but he definitely didn’t attack Spencer. I don’t know what he was doing in the room, but she’s the one that went ape shit on him and started beating him. Then all he did was grab her arm so she wouldn’t take off his mask, then she flipped out and hit her head herself.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      Thanks for the fact-checking! I thought I saw Ezra push Spencer to that table, but I watched the scene carefully again and you’re right. Sometimes I make stuff up in my recaps when I’m too lazy to rewatch a scene, so looks like I got caught this time~ ;O I have edited that part of the recap so Ezra doesn’t sue me for libel.

  3. Default avatar Davee January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    It was basically the same stunt as Toby *pushing mannequins* at Hanna

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      NEVAH FORGET~~~

  4. Default avatar RE Fan January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    Bahaha I can’t stop laughing after just watching this episode! I only watched it after you posted a recap. More teleportation and disappearing acts please! LMAO. This episode, we also experienced a case of shapeshifting as Hannah transformed into a statue! Bravo, PLL, Bravo! *slow clap*.
    And then, my favorite scene in pll history ever happens: SPENCER KICKS EZRA’S ASS! I was like rofling all over when I saw ezra being slain by geeky spencer. Looks like aria has been handing out some martial arts tips to her friends, eh?
    By the way, wtf was ezra wearing?!?!?!?! does Ezra not understand that as A, only two possible attires are allowed? It’s either black hoodie or red coat Ezra (gurrll would he rock that latter look), so choose!

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      Technically, Hanna *cloned* herself first, and then her clone *shapeshifted* into a statue, and then she *teleported* away to a thousand miles away! lol @ this being the most plausible explanation to her disappearance scene.

      YESSS YOU GO SPENCER~ I especially appreciate the fact that Spencer manages to slay him so quickly. Five seconds after they started the fight, Ezra was already like K.O. *lol*

      I would LOVE to see Ezra prance around the show in a red trench coat lolololol~ It would be like that time when Detective Wilden wore the Queen of Hearts costume. <3

    • Default avatar A May 2nd, 2015 / Saturday

      I think hanna was standing on a stone turnstile or something and it revolved, putting her on the other side of the wall and the statue in her place.

  5. Default avatar Julia January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    OMG, you combined my two favourite fandoms – Harry Potter and Pokémon – in one moment! Now I finally have to come out of lurking and tell you that your reviews are the most hilarious thing that exists on the internet. Thank you for making my day!

    • Default avatar Julia January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

      PS: That HELP message looks more like lipstick than blood to me…

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      You’re welcome! Coming out of lurkerdom, that’s so Alison DiLaurentis of you~ I am full of dorky anime/book/gaming references so I always try to sneak them into the recaps as much as possible. <3

      The only thing better than a help message written in BLOOD is a help message written in LIPSTICK, hehehe.

  6. Default avatar Anonymous January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    My theory is that after Caleb breaks up with Hanna and dates Miranda, Ravenswood will get canceled after a season or two and he’ll come back to Rosewood professing his love for Hanna.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      Yeah that’s pretty much the likeliest scenario with Caleb running back to Hanna with his tail in between his legs lol~ BUT what if after Ravenswood inevitably gets cancelled, Miranda’s ghost comes to Pretty Little Liars to steal Caleb away from Hanna for a second time??? :O

  7. Default avatar DM January 15th, 2014 / Wednesday

    Watching this episode reminded me of a longer, less coherent episode and more ridiculous episode of Scooby Doo. The Zoinks! How did we all manage to get separated when we were just together a second ago? The aimless running around through a haunted house with secret passages and rooms. The utter lack of brain cells between all of the lead “detectives” combined. The friendly companion that you totes can’t trust. Down to the very end, unmasking of “ok so let’s see who our villain really is…” ZOMG it’s Alison! I seriously was expecting them all to find a long hallway with a lot of doors and have someone chasing them in and out of different doors they came in. That’s how bad this episode was.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      YESSSS YOU NAILED IT. Perfect comparison is perfect~~~ I’ve been racking my brain throughout the recap trying to think of an apt analogy to describe the wacky hijinks in this episode, and Scooby Doo definitely comes the closest. The episode does feel a lot more tolerable once you look at it as if it was a ~*live-action cartoon*~

      p.s. we need to do a SCOOBYDOO vs. PLL side-by-side analysis one day:

    • Default avatar nikki January 21st, 2014 / Tuesday

      omg omg omg i was thinking scooby doo the whole time!!!! plus this whole show would make waaaaaaaaaay more sense if we knew that they were high the whole time.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 23rd, 2014 / Thursday

      FACT: this show actually makes total sense when the viewer is high too. Try it out,kids!

    • Default avatar PLLISLOVEPLLISLIFE September 26th, 2014 / Friday

      That scooby doo picture do! Its PERF <3

  8. Default avatar DarkAngel January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

    I think PLL’s tagline should be “If you think this show is going to make sense one day, then you haven’t been paying attention”

    And for the record I don’t think Aria had to buy her costume that looks like something she’d wear to get coffee.

    PLL Miranda was kind of awesome. She was so weird that it worked. Her finger to Caleb’s forehead thing was a real WTF moment.

    The horror movie cliches were running rampant in this ep. Normally PLL can be legit creepy, but everything they did was just laughable and that it was turned me off watching Ravenswood.

    Ravenswood would only interest me if Grimwald turned out to be Jenna’s grandmother, because that creepy cryptic weirdo with haunting eyes definitely looks like she can be related to her.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      Sometimes the show does makes sense, but then it gets lost with all the other nonsense that they keep introducing to the narrative. D:

      Yes, those clothes are definitely casual attire for Miss Aria. I think she “dressed up” for Halloween by wearing a funky hat, which she doesn’t normally do unless it’s a special occasion.

      I actually liked Miranda’s introduction in this episode and thought she had a lot of SPUNK. It’s disappointing that she’s so watered down in Ravenswood with only a random pulse of personality every now and then.

      I love the idea of Grunwald = Grandmama DiLaurentis and will be championing this belief from this point onwards. And I gotta say, Lady Grunwald is easily the best thing about Ravenswood – even the most boring episode is made better with just thirty seconds of her character being all *mystic* and *cryptic*.

  9. Default avatar anonymous January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

    this episode was terrible… the other halloween episdes were all *SHOCK HORROR* and *ZOMG* but this one was just… blah. it was more of a bad premiere for ravenswood rather than a pretty little liars halloween episode.

    btw how do you hold onto someone yet they are somehow taken away and replaced with a fricken stone statue? or, better yet, how do you not realise you have been taken away from your friends and replaced with a stone statue? this show lacks logic.

    the thoughts of hanna still intrigue me. “oh yeah ill just send my boyfriend off into this foreign land with a girl i’ve known for five mins and yeah when he’s done he’ll come back 4 me bcoz we’re destined to be together foreva”

    ezra gets creepier by the minute…. “you forgot your cell phone.” while looking down, half smirking and doing that creepy ‘i know something’s out there’ look made me shit myself.

    aria is a dumb piece of shit. why would you not suspect your ex boyfriend popping up all over the place in a different town just because you said you were there? and did she not notice his creepy ass facials?

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

      This was definitely the weakest of all the PLL Halloween episodes. I totally blame Ravenswood for the drop in quality, man. This episode has been ~*touched*~ by the show that we all dread most.

      It’s obvious that PLL thought they could get away with *zero logic* just because this is the Halloween episode and the plot takes place in the oh-so-mysterious Ravenswood. The characters appear & disappear for no apparent reason except that the writers need them to be in a particular location for a specific scene. I like it when the show gives us genuine WTF moments, but Hanna turning into a statue just feels like lazy writing to me. :\

      I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HANNA’S THOUGHT PROCESS AT ALL. If you wanna help out some stranger bitch that you just met, then fine, go stay in Ravenswood yourself. Or at least accompany Caleb in Ravenswood. But noooo, it’s perfectly fine to leave my bf with this needy chick who obviously has emotional issues, because nothing will ever happen, right?

      I love how Ezra keeps on being so evul and Aria keeps on being so clueless. <3 She's all like "I'm just here for a taste of Ezra's diq and don't care about what else he does in his free time, doo dah doo dah~"

  10. Default avatar don't take away his nuts! January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

    Great recap as always! Ohhh man this episode was terrible. I came home and missed the first 20 minutes of the episode and started freaking out cuz I thought I missed so many major plot points. Then when I re-watched it again, I realized i missed nothing absolutely interesting or relevant. What a absolute lazy way to send off caleb to ravenswood, it defies so much logic its not even funny (well mabye a bit funny) You know what I never understand about the girls? Do any of them ever make an effort to ask, when any of them go missing? Like did anyone ask emily “omg did you see who took you, were you dragged there, were you taken by car?” Maybe subconsciously, they love being chased by A and looking for alison cuz it gives them a thrill in life…

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 17th, 2014 / Friday

      It’s funny because you can miss the other 40 minutes of the episode and you wouldn’t have missed a single major plot point either~ ;O

      Caleb’s departure from the show was laughably bad. I was already prepared for the worst to happen (i.e. Caleb suddenly discovering he has MYSTERIOUS FAMILY CONNECTIONZ in Ravenswood and he’s staying there to investigate), but what they came up with instead was somehow even more ridiculous. *imma gonna stay here just for the lulz~*

      lmao~ these girls are never curious about the actual important details. All they care about are the most mundane facts like “omg this piece of lint fell off Red Coat while she was running away. Let’s investigate at the laundromat!” These investigations are their one and only hobbies, so they totally wouldn’t have a clue what to do with their lives if A ever stopped torturing them. *lol*

    • Default avatar nikki January 21st, 2014 / Tuesday

      the first halloween episode was really fabulous. back then it seemed like the show was going somewhere and had something brilliant in store for us. then adam lambert came along on the halloween train, and it was like cool costumes, fun music, a few mildly interesting new reveals, awesome mona costumes, interesting twist with the bodybag in the coffin-shaped drink cooler. i was about to say but, but what am i complaining about? that was an awesome episode. yeah red queen was random, but aria almost got stabbed and thrown off a speeding vehicle. all im saying is, this show has officially gone down the tubes. when even the halloween specials suck, i doubt there’s anything else to wait around for. except RE of course. but the episodes themselves? who knows i might just skip them!…

  11. Default avatar Anon January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

    Will those bitches ever learn to keep lookout and not let the doors to Scary Mysterious Room Thingie get shut? Then again, the Idiot Ball is the driving force of PLL storylines, I guess.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 17th, 2014 / Friday

      omgggg this happens EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Why is it so important for all four of them to hold hands and travel together every time they go off investigating? You’d think after the hundredth time when the door shuts behind them, they’d learn to keep a better lookout BUT NOPE.

  12. Default avatar Anonymous January 16th, 2014 / Thursday

    I was kind of disappointed this episode didn’t have any Toby dead mama drama….said no one ever !

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 17th, 2014 / Friday

      lmaooooo~ the absence of DEADMAMA is definitely the best thing about this episode.

  13. Default avatar ANoelle January 18th, 2014 / Saturday

    Maybe Toby’s DEADMAMA is in Ravenswood?

    . . .

    OH GOD I HOPE NOT D:

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 23rd, 2014 / Thursday

      God, I actually hope Toby’s dead mama is in Ravenswood so that storyline can rot away in the spinoff show instead of the flagship show. Just throw all the crap storylines and character rejects into the garbage heap known as Ravenswood, kthx~ *lol*

  14. Default avatar Anon January 19th, 2014 / Sunday

    Also Miranda kinda looks like the evil werewolf chick from Buffy.

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 23rd, 2014 / Thursday

      It’s funny because Caleb kinda looks like a werewolf too from some angles, so the two of them are really ~*MEANT 2 BE*~ together.

  15. Default avatar Angie January 21st, 2014 / Tuesday

    ZOMG! This is by far one of my favorite recaps ^_^ . I was dying at your “fictional backstory’s” of the Pretty Little Liars. Now that I’m thinking about it most of Aria’s outfits look like she should be selling tickets at the circus tent xD. Btw its so funny how the girls all have these *special powerz* just bc there hot. Emily can charm anyone into doing anything and I guess Hanna’s boobs give off a wifi signal. the end of da episode was so deep , when Ali turned around and the dramatic music started to play. I thought she would say something bitchy and sarcastic but she surprised me. I really hope you do Ravenswood Recaps. I haven’t watched it yet but I wanna see if that temptress Miranda has destroyed Haleb yet :D

    • Default avatar nikki January 21st, 2014 / Tuesday

      i thought aria was a madhatter-inspired hostess for a blackjack table in a speakeasy

    • Default avatar Recap Everything January 23rd, 2014 / Thursday

      Thx! ^_^ Those outfits deserve a historic biography to go along with their ridiculousness. You can’t wear a hat like Spencer’s and not SCREAM *secret murderess*, ya know?

      LMAO~ now that you brought it up, Aria does look like she belongs in a circus with the way she dresses all the time.

      It is only fair for the pretty little liars to have a special power too since everyone else can magically teleport or have some other superhuman ability. Aria’s superpower obviously lies within her abundant yet deadly ~*kisses*~

      The Ali reveal was so epic, I can’t believe they actually *went there*, ya know? I honestly expected her to drop a Hefty Hanna joke within her first lines, so she surprised me too!

      I cannot wait to write about THE SEDUCTION OF CALEB RIVERS, brought to you by the one and only Miranda. ;)

  16. Default avatar Anonymous January 22nd, 2014 / Wednesday

    I couldn’t have worded it better. EZRA RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

  17. Default avatar Happs May 2nd, 2014 / Friday

    This episode was ridiculous! How do you not notice you went from holding your friends fleshly hand to a stone? How did Hanna just ‘disappear’ (in about 0.2 seconds) and not notice herself? The whole thing made no sense \o/

  18. Default avatar PLLISLOVEPLLISLIFE September 26th, 2014 / Friday

    Ezra is Dark Vader
    Ezra is Your Father

  19. Default avatar Recap Everything December 28th, 2014 / Sunday

    I’ll be back soon! *kisses A*

  20. Default avatar antonella July 12th, 2015 / Sunday

    oculto de pastillas conociamos y tu malvada gemela actual asi no recuerdas cuando Alison dessapacion una cuantas noche despues mnostruo pastilla era verneno la historia de gemela asi que contando que fue historia las gemela se divitias juegando mientran esperando que sus padres regresaran pero aquella no irian a perdi caramelos in ninguna otra noche asi que cogio el cuchillo y lo levanto y lo clavo con fuerza en el pecho de su hermana una diablica sonrisa se dibujo en su rostro mientan veria como la sangre del pecho de su hermana y no tuvieron mas remedio que eviarla a un centro para asesina pertubadosy alli permnecido todo el tiempo hasta ayer cuando escapo y juro volver a rosewood a matar a todo los niños que se atrevan a perdi caramlos en halloween

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