DISASTER HAS STRUCK PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!!
Please take a seat and grab the nearest box of tissues, I have some dire news to announce. A national tragedy occurred this morning when four teenage girls got the shock of their lives after being disbarred from their HIGH SCHOOL PROM. This devastating trauma has caused all four girls to hemorrhage in the brain and they were hospitalized under critical condition. Insider sources tell us that tears were shed, profanities were screamed, and gunshots were possibly heard near the Fields residence. Please keep the pretty little liars in your thoughts and prayers today, these poor girls need all the support they can get!
When I first heard the bad news, I remember gasping dramatically and dropping a tray of glasses. No way, say it isn’t so! There ain’t gonna be no limos, no tiaras, no high heels, no puffy dresses, no slow dances, no Ezria moments, no hope, no humanity, no prom!!!