Funny Television Recaps

Here lies the recaps for an assortment of different television shows. Just so you know, Recap Everything is partial towards shows that have no critical acclaim and zero fan base.

Scream Queens

Season 1 – Scream Queens Recap
Scream Queens, Season 1
Yup, I’m recapping Scream Queens! It’s the critically panned, hilarious mess of a show on FOX, also known as Ryan Murphy’s latest brainchild. You probably heard of it, even if you might be too ashamed to admit that you’ve watched it AND enjoyed it too.
In Progress

2/13 episodes

Glee

Season 2 Episode 18 – Born This Way, Glee Recap
Glee, Season 2 Episode 18 – Born This Way
Rachel wants a nose job; Santana grows a beard; Kurt returns to his old school.
A-

Gleeful!
Season 3, Before the Sectionals – Glee Recap Mash-Up
Glee, Season 3 – Episodes 01 to 08
Ryan Murphy tortures the Glee cast members with minimum wage salaries, long work hours, and locking up the disobedient ones inside a barb wired cage.
C

Meh.
Season 3, Episode 09 – Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Glee Recap
Glee, Season 3 Episode 09 – Extraordinary Merry Christmas
What do Chewbacca, Judy Garland, homeless people, African pigs, and young Burt Reynolds have in common?
C

Meh.
Season 3, Episode 13 – Heart, Glee Recap
Glee, Season 3 Episode 13, Heart
It’s a Blaine-lite and Sugar-heavy Valentine’s Day edition of Glee! Are you ready for Christian singing groups, two-timing hobags, and a secret admirer in a gorilla suit?
A

Love it!

American Horror Story

Season 1, Episode 01 – Pilot, American Horror Story Recap
American Horror Story, Season 1 Episode 01 – Pilot
Meet Ben and Vivien Harmon, who recently moved into the haunted house with a deadly curse…
B

Solid premiere
Season
American Horror Story, Season 1 Episode 02 – Home Invasion
Excuse me, ma’am. I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help. Would you please let me come inside and murder you?
B

Decent!
Season 1, Episode 03 – Murder House, American Horror Story Recap
A

Love it!

Falling Skies

Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 01 - Pilot & Episode 02 - The Armory
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 01 – Pilot & Episode 02 – The Armory
Tom and his sons struggle in a post-apocalyptic world during an ongoing alien invasion; Tom gets captured by a bunch of mercenary outlaws.
F

FAIL.
Season 1, Episode 03 – Prisoner of War, Falling Skies Recap
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 03 – Prisoner of War & Episode 04 – Grace
Tom captures an alien as a prisoner of war; A harness is successfully removed from a child, or is it?
C

Meh.
Season 1, Episode 05 – Silent Kill, Falling Skies Recap
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 05 – Silent Kill
Hal infiltrates the hospital to save Ben (take five); Dr. Anne loses her composure over grief.
B

Decent.
Season 1, Episode 06 – Sanctuary Part 1, Falling Skies Recap
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 06 – Sanctuary Part 1
The resistance contemplates sending the children away with the threat of an impending alien attack; Jimmy almost gets killed again.
C

Meh.
Season 1, Episode 07 – Sanctuary Part 2, Falling Skies Recap
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 07 – Sanctuary Part 2
The children discover they’ve been abducted; their escape draws much gunfire and bloodshed.
B

Decent.
Season 1, Episode 08 – What Hides Beneath, Falling Skies Recap
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 08 – What Hides Beneath
Captain Weaver opens up about his tragic past; Anne makes a shocking discovery about the skitters.
F

FAIL.
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 09, Mutiny & Episode 10, Eight Hours
Falling Skies, Season 1 Episode 09, Mutiny & Episode 10, Eight Hours
Weaver and Tom turn against each other’s authority; the resistance launches an attack on the alien headquarters.
C

Meh.

Jane By Design

Season 1, Jane By Design Recap – Meet Jane Quimby
Jane By Design, Season 1 – Episodes 01 to 10
Meet Jane Quimby, an ordinary high school student by day and a TOP SECRET FASHION INDUSTRY EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT by afternoon. Now, let’s find out what ridiculous hijinks await our fashion-conscious and boy-crazy heroine~
B+

Great!
Season 1, Jane By Design Recap – Farewell Jane Quimby
Jane By Design, Season 1 – Episodes 11 to 20
MEET JANE QUIMBY, an agent of fashion, love and justice! Will Jane get to keep her job and still find love with the boy of her dreams? (Spoiler alert: Nope.)
A-

Awesome!

Once Upon a Time

Season 1, Episode 01 – Pilot, Once Upon a Time Recap
Once Upon a Time, Season 1 Episode 01 – Pilot
Meet Emma Swan, an orphan who just discovers that she is the only saviour of a fairy tale fantasy world…
A

Love it!

Ringer

Season 1, Episode 01 – Pilot, Ringer Recap
Ringer, Season 1 Episode 01 – Pilot
Meet Bridget, a troubled woman who leads a double life after her twin sister’s presumed suicide. She soon discovers that Siobhan’s life isn’t as perfect as it appears to be.
B

BOAT SCENE!

Switched at Birth

Season 1, Episode 09 – Paradise Lost, Switched at Birth Recap
Switched at Birth, Season 1 Episode 09 – Paradise Lost
Daphne and Bay celebrate their 16th birthday with their new families; Regina tries to make amends with her daughters.
A

Love it!
Season 1, Episode 10 – The Homecoming, Switched at Birth Recap
Switched at Birth, Season 1 Episode 10 – The Homecoming
Bay finally meets her birth father; Daphne finds out about Emmett and Bay’s relationship.
A

Love it!
Season 1, Episode 11 – Starry Night, Switched at Birth Recap
Switched at Birth, Season 1 Episode 11 – Starry Night
Daphne climbs into Emmett’s tent and pretends that’s not like creepy stalker behaviour at all; Bay’s family reunion falls flat.
B

Decent.

The Walking Dead

Season 1, Episode 01 – Days Gone Bye, The Walking Dead Recap
The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 01, Days Gone Bye
Meet Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln), a police sheriff who wakes up from a coma only to find the world is infested with zombies.
A

Love it!

True Blood

Season 4, Episode 01 – She’s Not There, True Blood Recap
True Blood, Season 4 Episode 01 – She’s Not There
Sookie returns from the faerie world one year later. Jason is now a cop, Tara is now a lesbian, while Eric and Bill are still pining over her.
B

Solid premiere

Underemployed

Underemployed, Season 1
Underemployed, Season 1
MTV has a new scripted series called Underemployed that I’m pretty sure you didn’t bother to watch, so let me describe the first six episodes for you!
B+

Great!

V

Season 2 Episode 10 – Mother’s Day, V Recap
V, Season 2 Episode 10 – Mother’s Day
The Fifth Column tries to assassinate Anna; their attempt goes horribly awry.
B

Decent