Welcome to Recap Everything, earthlings!
To be honest, I don’t really know why I’m doing this! *lol* I guess I’m just a TV-obsessed insomniac who likes to document my television habits online. There’s absolutely nothing to gain from these recaps other than a personal satisfaction from writing about my favourite TV shows and hoping somebody will get a laugh from reading about my opinions. I’ve been fascinated with television for as long as I could remember. I think about TV shows in the shower, I think about them on the toilet, I think about them while clipping my toenails, I think about them while preparing a sammich. So, why not start a blog for my hobby? *shrugs*
Recap Everything is my baby!
I might not have a lot to show for my work over the years, but I’m still very proud of what I’ve accomplished. This blog is like my baby and I’m the overenthusiastic parent who thinks my child is a special little snowflake even if nobody else agrees!
Recap Everything recaps everything.
My have a tendency to be very, very, very wordy. On average, I write over thousands of words (of nonsense) per recap. It’s possible that some of the recaps may be longer than War and Peace. I can’t help it, I have an uncontrollable urge to ramble on and on about every damn detail about every damn aspect, kind of like what I’m doing with this sentence right now. I don’t think it’s in my nature to be concise or succinct, hehe.
FUN FACT: I originally wanted to call this blog “30 Caps” partly because I’m a huge 30 Rock geek and partly because I envisioned each recap will have exactly thirty screencaps.
Recap Everything is one of the pretty little liars.
I have a complicated love-hate relationship with this show. It’s ridiculous, it makes no sense, it romanticizes exploitative relationships, I could go on and on. And yet, it can be so hilariously entertaining with all the plot twists and bitchy one-liners and epic soap opera drama. As much as I’d like to think I’m *above* this type of teen thriller, Pretty Little Liars is a show that’s right on my level and I always have a lot of fun whenever I’m recapping the show.
And before you ask, Aria is both my favourite and my least favourite pretty little liar at the same time. She is a human disaster, and thus epitomizes everything I love/hate about the show.
Recap Everything apologizes for any absences…
I’d like to apologize for any absences in advance. Life happens. I go MIA from time to time. I can’t say any more. I know it’s frustrating, and I’ve lost a lot of readership due to these inexplicable disappearances, so thank you to the few of you who still managed to stick around over the years. One thing I can always guarantee is that I’ll be back. I may be gone for days, weeks, months, or centuries, but I promise to return one day, out of the blue, as if I’ve never left. Feel free to follow me on Facebook or Twitter if you wanna know when I finally resurfaced on earth with an update!
Show Recap Everything some love!
If you enjoy my recaps, feel free to spread the word through Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, IMDB, or wherever you want! It may not seem like a big deal, but even such a small gesture of support means a whole lot to me! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I also love discussing television, even if I’m not recapping about them! I watch obscure Canadian shows, British shows, Australian shows, Korean shows, I am very open-minded when it comes to my television viewing habits. If you have a TV recommendation for Recap Everything, drop a comment and I’ll be very interested in learning more about it!
Finally, thank you for reading Recap Everything! I hope my silly little television recaps managed to bring a smile to your face!