Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Along Comes Mary

Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 7 Episode 5
Episode Highlights:

Are you ready to express your moral outrage against Ezria’s engagement? Let’s take our protests to the streets! This PLL recap also features: Alison is scammed out of her millionaire fortune, Emily flunks out of college yet again, and Jenna recruits a new lapdog!

Episode Grade: F (FAIL!) | Recap Status: 60% Complete
We cannot endorse Ezria's disgusting proposal no matter how devastatingly inevitable it might be.

Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Hit and Run, Run, Run

Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap
Pretty Little Liars Recap Season 7 Episode 4
Episode Highlights:

It’s an epic episode of Pretty Little Liars featuring a tutorial on how to get away with (first-degree) murder. We also get sappy love triangle drama, steamy elevator sex, and most importantly Queen Jenna’s magnificent return from the underworld!

Episode Grade: A+ (Epic!)
Hanna put on her helmet, inserted her seatbelt, and reveed up her engine. She's about to win the Formula One championship title!

Season 2 Episode 4, Shadowhunters Recap, Day of Wrath

Season 2 Episode 4, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 4, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 4, Shadowhunters Recap
Shadowhunters Recap Season 2 Episode 4
Episode Highlights:

It’s a game changing episode of Shadowhunters as characters fall left and right after Valentine infiltrated the institute and turned the shadowhunters against one another. You’re dead! You’re dead too! Oops I didn’t mean to kill you, but you’re dead anyway! WHO SHALL SURVIVE THE SHADOWHUNTAH MASSACRE???

Episode Grade: A (Loved it!)
Jace, you cannot have romantic feelings for your biological sister!

Season 2 Episode 3, Shadowhunters Recap, Parabatai Lost

Season 2 Episode 3, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 3, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 3, Shadowhunters Recap
Shadowhunters Recap Season 2 Episode 3
Episode Highlights:

This Shadowhunters episode introduces Maia, the new werewolf on the block! She seems like a cool chick, but she’ll turn into a beastly bloodthirsty badass killer if you cross her! Also, this episode has lots of gay kisses, gay weddings & gay parabatai bonding.

Episode Grade: A (Loved it!)
 Alec Lightwood: soulless but not shirtless anymore.

Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap, A Door Into the Dark

Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap
Shadowhunters Recap Season 2 Episode 2
Episode Highlights:

In this Shadowhunters episode: Clary has an identity crisis over how much she sucks, Jace has too many evil daddy issues, Simon has a deathmatch with a firebreathing snake, and Alec has a mindblowing orgasm over Jace.

Episode Grade: A (Loved it!)
The reason why Clary is such a messy bitch sometimes is because she inherited the trainwreck gene from her mother.

Season 2 Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap, This Guilty Blood

Season 2 Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap
Season 2 Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap
Shadowhunters Recap Season 2 Episode 1
Episode Highlights:

Welcome to the second season of Shadowhunters! In this season premiere, Alec is on a warpath to find Jace because ain’t nobody gonna get between him and his man. Meanwhile, Jace’s fathers and mothers compete against each other to see who can be the worst parent ever.

Episode Grade: A (Loved it!)
Shadowhunters might be the biggest guilty pleasure on television right now.