Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Along Comes Mary

Season 7 Episode 5, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Along Comes Mary
Are you ready to express your moral outrage against Ezria’s engagement? Let’s take our protests to the streets! This PLL recap also features: Alison is scammed out of her millionaire fortune, Emily flunks out of college yet again, and Jenna recruits a new lapdog!

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We cannot endorse Ezria's disgusting proposal no matter how devastatingly inevitable it might be.

Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Hit and Run, Run, Run

Season 7 Episode 4, Pretty Little Liars Recap, Hit and Run, Run, Run
It’s an epic episode of Pretty Little Liars featuring a tutorial on how to get away with (first-degree) murder. We also get sappy love triangle drama, steamy elevator sex, and most importantly Queen Jenna’s magnificent return from the underworld!
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Epic!
Hanna put on her helmet, inserted her seatbelt, and reveed up her engine. She's about to win the Formula One championship title!

Season 2 Episode 4, Shadowhunters Recap, Day of Wrath

Shadowhunters Recap, Season 2 Episode 4, Day of Wrath
It’s a game changing episode of Shadowhunters as characters fall left and right after Valentine infiltrated the institute and turned the shadowhunters against one another. You’re dead! You’re dead too! Oops I didn’t mean to kill you, but you’re dead anyway! WHO SHALL SURVIVE THE SHADOWHUNTAH MASSACRE???
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Jace, you cannot have romantic feelings for your biological sister!

Season 2 Episode 3, Shadowhunters Recap, Parabatai Lost

Shadowhunters Recap Season 2 Episode 3, Parabatai Lost
This Shadowhunters episode introduces Maia, the new werewolf on the block! She seems like a cool chick, but she’ll turn into a beastly bloodthirsty badass killer if you cross her! Also, this episode has lots of gay kisses, gay weddings & gay parabatai bonding.
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 Alec Lightwood: soulless but not shirtless anymore.

Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap, A Door Into the Dark

Season 2 Episode 2, Shadowhunters Recap, A Door Into the Dark
In this Shadowhunters episode: Clary has an identity crisis over how much she sucks, Jace has too many evil daddy issues, Simon has a deathmatch with a firebreathing snake, and Alec has a mindblowing orgasm over Jace.
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The reason why Clary is such a messy bitch sometimes is because she inherited the trainwreck gene from her mother.

Season 2 Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap, This Guilty Blood

Season 2, Episode 1, Shadowhunters Recap - The Mortal Cup
Welcome to the second season of Shadowhunters! In this season premiere, Alec is on a warpath to find Jace because ain’t nobody gonna get between him and his man. Meanwhile, Jace’s fathers and mothers compete against each other to see who can be the worst parent ever.
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Shadowhunters might be the biggest guilty pleasure on television right now.