It’s the PLL midseason premiere with some delightfully random filler! Let’s watch Aria plan her royal wedding, Mona pulls a coup and overtakes Hanna’s business, Alison and Paige have a raging feud, while Spencer sinks her claws into Toby the grieving widower.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem like Spencer will be joining us for the final stretch of episodes, because this bitch is gonna be dead. There’s no way she’d survive the fatal gunshot wound from the midseason finale, right? Even if her major organs stayed intact, she must’ve slowly bled to death by now. Hey ambulance driver, turn around because we aren’t going to the hospital anymore. Let’s just save ourselves the extra trip and go directly to the morgue.